The Boots/Transcript

Y(Open Int. Night Club)

Ash: When is an 'attack' a battle? Never fear, Ash's here! I said if I saw that. And for more, I caress myself! Confessed, all into my hands..... (looks in hands, pauses) Wait! What hands anyway? Bop bop bip bop bebop, man! I sorted out humpias since I talked about my life! I never gone like........ Oh, what now? (fade to black)

Ash: (phone rings) (picks it up) Hello? What? Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh! Is that? Okay! Bye! Soon! Thanks! (hangs up) Baerynsyle just cancelled the pilot! (crowd laughs) (fade to black)

End of Act 1, start of Act 2.

(Trans int. Hotel, still)

Ash: (off screen) I'll never be traded in Elmer's Glue Restaurant like nobody else! (viewer comes inside hotel, looking at Ash, Bali and Pearl)